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Ur really bad and ur algebra grade is 69%
He increased his L Bozo Plus Ratio by 4%
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The most๏ปฟ erotic song ever also known as "The ultimate love song", written by the legendary Serge Gainsbourg (French poet-singer-songwriter, often regarded as one of the world's most influential musicians) and sung by Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin, was released in 1969.
The lyrics (not vulgar or obscene) are written as an imaginary dialogue between two lovers during a sexual encounter, delivered in a breathy, suggestive style.
This explicit erotic song which featured simulated orgasm sounds by Birkin was considered too "hot", was censored in various countries except France (considered as a piece of art), it was banned from radio and TV throughout in Europe (including UK, and the so liberal Sweden) and the US, banned by the BBC and denounced by the Vatican in a public statement...This didn't stop it from reaching no. 1 in the charts in the UK and other European countries, pretty spectacular for a song in French. In the US the song made no. 69(!) in the charts
"Je t'aime...moi non plus" means "I love you... me neither"
The explanation is that the girl says "I love you" during sex, and that the man with the ridiculousness of virility, doesn't believe her so his reply is "me neither".
Phrases from the song include:
F: "Je t'aime, je t'aime, oh, oui je t'aime!" (I love you..Oh yes I love you..)
M: "Moi non plus" (Me neither)
F: "Oh mon amour...tu vas et tu viens entre mes reins...(Oh my love..you go and you come in between my ...)
M: "Comme la vague irresolue.." (Like the wave, irresolute)
F: "Tu es la vague, moi l'รฎle nue" (You are the wave, I am the naked island)
M: "Je vais, je vais et je viens, entre tes reins, et je me retiens.." (I go, I go and I come, inside your...and I hold back..)
F: "Non! Maintenant viens!" (No! Now...Come...)
*female orgasm*
In the version of Brian Molko and Asia Argento (2003) male and female roles are inverted, giving a different interpretation of the song, referring to fellatio
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The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
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a group of supposedly cool people who attend a university in the centre of the universe. you never find one of the cool 3 on their own, but they are often surrounded by many. cool 3 plus extras is the group everyone wants to be in, particularly at christmas and new year when they organise amazing trips to brighton
the cool 3 plus extras = carnage
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Half your age plus 7 is the mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.
Person A: Is 20 years old.
Person B: is 18 years old.
20/2=10
10+7= 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is greater than 17.
Person A: is 30 years old.
Person B: is 21 years old.
30/2=15
15+7=22
Person B's age is less than 22 therefore this relationship is creepy.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 7, or you're creepy.
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When you are witnessing a couple with many chidren who are trying to wrangle them in, trying to turn chaos into what appears to be order.
When a girl walks in to TGIFridays and notices the large family of young children trying to have dinner all at once, she walks by and looks to her friends to say " Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!"
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A Blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time.
Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.
John was in the bathroom getting a Blumpkie-9 plus one.
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