poopie wind

A gentle breeze exiting your bum, usually fairly silent and smelling like poopie

Charlie: 'sniff sniff'... did you just make poopie wind ?
Jack: yes, and i think it may have been followed by a shart

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Poopy Patrol

A parent leading his or her children, at least 2 of whom are still wearing diapers.

OK, Poopy Patrol, let's go find the restroom and hope there's a good place inside to change you.

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poopy squirts

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.

Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"

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Poopy Breath

the act of a male licking the anus of a female; no wipe, then kissing her immediately after with his breath

Last night Aaron gave Stephanie the poopy breath after she had 12 beers and White Castle following a shit without wiping.

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poopy hair

Excessively frowsy hair, especially when "poofy".

I'm glad I don't have poopy hair.

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The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

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sweaty poopies

When grunting one out produces a sweaty upper lip.

I had the whisky shits so bad that I got the Sweaty Poopies.

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