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When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.
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A "Poor Baby" is a person who believes he is the coolest person alive, but in reality is just a big sucker. He also collects DVDs by the hundreds, but only watches them once each.
Hey look everybody, there is a Poor Baby over there!
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grape juice and vodka or other clear liquor
yo man i got a date tonight but i aint got no money to get some fine wine
pshh dont trip that bitch will settle fo' some poor mans wine
Extremely cheap, off brand soda. Usually found at your local dollar store or at your drunk stepdad's place. Tastes like carbonated backwash.
"goddammit Michael! Get your filthy fingers off my poor person soda! What are you trying to do? Feed the whole neighborhood?!?
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Adding extra nicotine to a cigarette in order to get a high similar to meth or crack. This is very dangerous and nobody should do it. Ever. Of course meth and crack are both very dangerous anyway, as is smoking, so nobody should do those things either.
Joey was using poor mans crack, so after he got done tripping balls he had to go to the emergency room for his chronic dumbassitude and dicketry.
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masturbate,jacking off,slacking off,shirking duties
He's out in the back whipping poor rick 2.Will you two stop whipping poor rick and let's get getting something done around here. 3 ahh ha whipping poor rick again ehh?!
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Smoking marijuana and drinking caffeine at the same time.
(Pot and caffeine vs. heroin and cocaine in a real speedball.)
This poor man's speedball is just what I needed to clear this hangover.
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