Porch Monkey

A nigger

Let’s lynch that porch monkey.

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Porch monkey

A black man

Come and fight me you stupid porch monkey

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Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.

I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!

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porch donkey

a black male less smart than others

Look at that porch donkey! Robbin' stores and being stupid!

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porch cracker

The Caucasian equivalent of the porch-monkey.

Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.

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Porch Monkey

Someone whom sits around in their thong or wife-beater monkeying around all day in the hot sun. Also another version of the termonology is: a person whom looks like a monkey and smells like one too, hanging around all day on their porch doing nothing with " my sister".

Autumn says to Sunny: " I'm a monkey, and I'm on our porch, I must be a Porch Monkey!"

GANG SIGNS IN YOUR FACE!

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porch dick

Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche

Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends

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