Random
Source Code
Random
When someone who already has very small nuts get cold
“Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”
Making a huge noisy fuss due to your having run out of dehydrated grapes.
Parents should think twice about reaching for the "raisin'-cane" (i.e., the "hick'ry stick" that supposedly helps in bringing up children, but often harms more that it helps; it's been outlawed in many areas of the world, thank goodness!) if their little ones start "raisin Cain" about not having sweet-tasting dried fruit to flavor their morning cereal --- just YOU have a go at trying to choke down a big bowl of unflavored oatmeal or rice, and see how well YOU like it!!!
The polar opposite of a ladyboner. Hard, shriveled, completely unsexy.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a walking raisin-clit.
The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.
"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."
The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.
Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.
A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.
Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.
When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass
I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash