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An STD which one contracts following a sexual encounter with a crusty corpse. The precise cause is unknown, but likely results from the deceased having had any or all of the following: chlamydia, gonorrhea, crabs.
Friend 1:(While scratching genital region) Ugh, I think I caught something from your grandma last night.
Friend 2: Dude, my granny's dead.
Friend 1: I know, I almost threw my back out digging the bitch up, then she gives me a raging case of grave rash!
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Prompted by an outbreak of resolution rush !
Look there are no smokers hanging out
around the staff entrance today ! .
Yep - Sure sign of an outbreak of annual
resolution rash ! .
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The irritation or annoyance resulting from a relationship with a significantly younger partner.
Adam(26): I shagged that 19 year old chick the other night and now she won't stop texting me and stalking my facebook...
Joe(25): Sounds like you got a nasty case of nappy rash!
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A term used to describe the vandalism of a room with the word T-RASHED everywhere, on the floor, walls and ceiling.
We totaly T-RASHED his room.
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the abrasions that result from falling (especially falling off of a vehicle)
When that car almost crashed into me, I lost consciousness. When I woke up I had learned that I had major road rash
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When you're overweight enough to have your thighs scrape against each other when you walk or run, and after a long day of walking or running, you get a horrible red rash on your thighs that you have to nourish for at least a day.
I was running on the treadmill for an hour, and when I got off, I had the worst road rash
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