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rice picker

Daragatory comment used against those of asian and sometimes hispanic desent(infering the only job they could have is working in a feild picking rice.

What do you think your doing you rice picker

by eric January 5, 2005

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Tony Rice

A bluegrass lead guitarist known as the most infamous of the Clarance White imitators despite only basing his guitar style off of White's most cliche licks. After a short period of frustration, Rice gave up on copying White's melodic abilities and instead played the same generic licks in different orders on most every song. Rice then discovered Jazz Guitarists Eddie Lang and Django Reinhardt and released an attempt at a Jazz album "Manzanita" that bluegrass fans still cream themselves over today. While Rice's flatpicking style was limited to repeated cliche licks with no correlation to the melody, he was very consistent in his playing and had great rhythm, two traits his many fanboys never seem to grasp when learning his style. Rice began doing loads of Cocaine in the late 1980's, and thus his voice deteriorated and soon his face resembled that of a dying Walter Donovan from Indiana Jones. Despite these setbacks, Rice was still able to play guitar, yet he decided to retire in his fifties and lived off food stamps and donations from "concerned fans" despite being completely able to work but simply refusing to. Rice's legacy lives on among thousands of bluegrass guitarists who painstakingly learn his ten cliche licks and re-arrange them for all of Tony's Solos, while ignoring everything else about his guitar technique.

Guitarist - Yo man I just learned Tony Rice's version of Nine Pound Hammer!
Mandolin Player - wow that makes you the 10,329,614th person to figure it out, think you can stop doing that draggy thrashing mash rhythm now?
Guitarist - Bro rhythm is so overrated, on god imma go listen to Manzanita and learn a really crappy version of it.

by Certified Mental Defective November 16, 2022


rice beaver

racist term towards asians

example: Those god damn rice beavers moved into our neighborhood. Now the damn place is going to smell like general tao chicken sauce.

God damn it, Janice! Those damn rice beavers moved in the Thompson's old house. Now the damn neighborhood is going to start stinking like those general tao or whatever they're called chicken sauce.

by kyle kar April 11, 2015


Ray Ricing

The act of vigorously beating your dick like it's the last time you will ever have the chance to blow a load.

Tonight im ray ricing myself since i have nothing better to do

by Contavious August 4, 2017


Rice Socked

When your mom or s/o decides to ruin your day by hitting you in the family jewels with a sock filled with rice

Damn my mom really fucked my over, she rice socked the hell outta me

by Cdog25134 January 20, 2020


Ethan Rice

A big dick nigga

Person 1 : I hooked up with a guy last night
Person 2 : Was he an Ethan Rice?
Person 1 : Hell yeah!

by RayA2020 November 12, 2019


rice rape

When an asian restaurant provides what appears to be reasonable rates on the main dishes but then heavily exploits the cost of the cheapest commodity as a per head cost.

I was enjoying a beer whilst perusing the menu at my local thai restaurant. The mains were all $13-$16 dollars each and when we asked for steamed rice it was $4.50 per head. For 4 people sharing just three mains that was a fairly aggressive amount of rice rape. Afterwards, we still said thankyou!

by Mr B Poet February 9, 2018