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a sleep-over prank. while your friend is sleeping, you poop into a sock, microwave it for about 8 seconds, then slap your friend in the face with it
"Don't even think about giving me a steaming richard while i'm sleeping"
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Tall and gorgeous British soap actor from Manchester, with an amazing all-round talent for singing, dancing, performing, and moon-walking, and only 16 years old. How can one person be this talented? Currently starring on a cheesy TV show 'soapstar superstar' where soap stars have to prove their talent to a panel of judges and win votes from the british public, but all in the name of charity. Richard stars in the UK's most popular soap, Coronation Street, and has done lots of previous charity work. ahhh.
'did you see Soapstar Superstar last night? Richard Fleeshman's moonwalk stole the show...
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An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.
Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.
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The greatest musician ever. He takes hit songs like Welcome to the Jungle and Freak on a Leash, and turns them into LOUNGE MUSIC!
"Man, have you heard any of Richard Cheese's cover songs?"
"Naw man I haven't"
"DUDE IT'S LIKE ELEVATOR MUSIC, BUT COOL!!!"
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keith richards plays guitar for the rolling stones. he enjoys cigarettes, booze, drugs, some more booze, women, drugs... he is very old and wrinkly, though *some* people still find him sexy. his age is estimated to be anywhere between 60 and 4 billion years. his teeth probably aren't real, and i would be very surprised if the veins in his arms (or the rest of his body for that matter) still exist. in fact, i believe he may be some sort of android or zombie. often fond of irregular headbands, which are no doubt used to anchor his flesh to his head so that his face doesn't slide off. his whereabouts are constantly changing, though it can be assumed that wherever he is, he is expiring.
keith richards cannot be killed by conventional methods.
what's that foul odor? oh, it's just keith richards.
...and on the third moon of every month, six virgins must be sacrificed in the woods in order to keep keith richards alive.
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One who comes into a home and purposely takes a crap before leaving; often accompanied with mooching.
"Doug finally forced me to invite him over to play Guitar Hero, and he totally pulled a Richard in the hallway bathroom! I can't go in there anymore!"
"Really? Wow, what an ass. Pulling a Richard is suck a dick move."
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