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Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
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Well, Sophie is a hot and popular girl. She's pretty athletic and the guys love her for that. Guys from grades above her are attracted to her also, which is pretty badass. Roman, on the other hand is super hot.. kind of a douche, but is SUPER hot. Roman and Sophie flirt a lot and he needs to ask her out.
Roman: man, sophie is pretty hot, but she rejected me once already... whatever
Friend 1: well.. dont give up. that was like a year ago. and she's admitted she thinks your super hot!
Roman: okay, maybe.
Friend 1: Just think.. Sophie and Roman.. dats hot.
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The act of placing your balls on someone’s forehead and draping your penis strait down the nose. This act looks just like a real Roman helmet!!
Joey passed out at my house and we gave him a Roman helmet
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The type of guy who says yes to a million no's!
Shall the S.O.P.A. act fail to pass?
Congress and brainwashed people: NO!
The Roman Rich: YES!
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hey bitch why dont u put those lips on my roman canoli
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A sex act involving 6 males and at least 3 females. The males form a circle and double team the females who overlap each other. While doing so the males all must lock hands in a circle forming what looks to be a coliseum structure.
It's a version of the Eiffel Tower, only better.
Guy1: Dude, last night we all got drunk and there were only 3 chicks there for all us so you know what that means?
Guy2: No, What?
Guy1: ROMAN COLISEUM!!!
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To be Highly over} and depend on, to the point that is obvious
Ray: I'm Going to save The World !
Trevor: ok then
Ray: or even the Universe!
Trevor: Don't Go Roman Reigning on that shit Ray.
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