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shit roulette

After wiping your ass from taking a shit, you quickly slap yourself in the face with the paper. Chances are there is going to be shit on the paper, sometimes there isn't due to the ghost shit.

After I played Shit Roulette there was a residue of hershey squirts on my cheek.

by Shane Marquis October 15, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Australian Roulette

Trying NOT to hit a kangaroo or wallaby whilst driving on a country road in Australia, but the blasted thing may still jump out in front of you. Trust me ... They cause a hell of a lot of damage to your car! This happens mainly at night.

Me: "Man! You can travel along a country road at night without playing a game of Australian Roulette with a roo!"

Tip: Honk your horn every so often to frighten them away from the road.

by Snezzle December 14, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


email roulette

This is when you sit with your email account open, continually refreshing the page to see if you have received any new mail.

The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.

Hey dude, wanna go hit up some sluts?

Nah fuck it. I'd rather stay at home and play email roulette.

But you have no friends?....

Ah, touche.

by Randyy McNally April 18, 2013

2435๐Ÿ‘ 3307๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slut Roulette

When multiple guys (most likely bros) take turns raw dogging with a female and then ejaculate into her each time one after another. The game of roulette is then started as they get to wait and see which one gets her pregnant.

Matt, Evan, Sawyer, Jack and I all took turns with this slut named Kathy when we were drunk last week. We totally played slut roulette with her and blew our loads in her each time, bitch didnt see it coming. Now we get to see who gets her pregnant.

by KoltBolt May 13, 2014

27๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


African Roulette

When six beautiful African girls are on there knees ready to give a guy head, but one of them is a Canable.

"Hey Charley, Want to go play African Roulette with Cindy and her friends?"

by Durbs June 23, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


russian roulette

A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.

The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.

Six Crips sat around playing Russian Roulette, which is not a bad thing for Crips to do.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

155๐Ÿ‘ 196๐Ÿ‘Ž


Serbian Roulette

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon.

Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Serbian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I don't loose again, last time you guys kicked em in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"

by Sveti Spase May 23, 2009

71๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž