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Rise and Rub

When you wake up in the morning and jerk off

I woke up this morning and had a nice rise and rub to get rid of my morning wood.

by cockmastaP February 23, 2010


Anus rubbing

a type on foreplay that leads to anal sex where you rubb someone's anus with your finger.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.

Kathy likes anus rubbing.

by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009


guillotine rub

when a person with dentures takes them out then performs fellatio

guillotine rub a is blowjob from a person without any teeth

by rr879 April 18, 2014


Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."

Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?

by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017


Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm , back, etc. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used for apolagising too.

A sympathy rub is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used on a friend, acquaintance, family, etc. It shows affection without having too much contact like a hug might. It is a good all rounder and works in many situations. It can even be used to break the ice.

Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*

by IAmHereInFear April 19, 2018


Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

by Quix Skate October 22, 2016


Rub club

The girls equivalent to the mans spank bank

Oooh girl his body is so fine I'm gonna definitely put him in the Rub Club for later ;-)

by xSmizeH2Tx November 28, 2014