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banana salami

When two men insert their penises (bananas) into a salami sandwich after eating fried onions at k mart

Aw wanna go to k mart then have a juicy banana salami!?

by FatalGang November 7, 2017


Street Salami

A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.

"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."

"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."

"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"

by Street Salami March 11, 2022


burnt salami

When you burn salami.

The burnt salami tastes like a burnt toenail.

by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023


steamy salami

Blowin vape clouds into a man's boxers and/or briefs, creating a steamy salami

Omg Becky he was so big I had to give him a steamy salami

by Steamysalami June 25, 2017


salami girl

a word thaat ur teacher says to you when he wants your salami

teacher: hey salami girl what r u doing tonight

by mianasalmki June 29, 2023


Green Salami

Salami that is green.

Hey Ben, what do you call salami that is green?
I don't know, mold?
No, Green Salami.

by Toilet Deer November 7, 2020


Bare salami

Bare salami refers to having sex without a condom. (Not to be confused with bear salami the food)

Person 1: Dude did you hook up with Lisa last night?

Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.

by Wizzmatik September 17, 2012