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A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish
I’m gunna sloppy salmon you tonight
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flappin and slappin your forearm against someone elses like a mad bitch
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When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.
Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.
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A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.
That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.
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a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.
"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"
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Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!
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When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.
Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.
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