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Refers to the procedure by which a sizable puddle of ejaculate is deposited in the small of a female's back. Care must be taken in the process so as not to let your "ropes" create a sticky web instead of a consolidated pool. The desired effect is most readily accomplished following standard doggy-style intercourse. See also great salt lake.
So I was playing hide the flesh torpedo with Cindy last night and I totally sold out and laid a salt lake on her tramp stamp.
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The seasoning on cheese curds at Santana's in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Damn, these cheese curds are addictive. It must be that crack salt.
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A dried, circular ring around a girl's vagina or asshole after a pair of nuts banged against it for hours.
"She came home from the one night stand with a hangover and a salt ring around her twat."
"The day after smoking meth her ass was in pain. She examined herself and found a salt ring around her asshole. She then remembered how she came up with the cash to get the drugs in the first place."
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1) A cryptic reminder in System Shock when the game crashes.
2) A cryptic reminder any other time you feel like it. Usually used to screw with someone's head.
3) A vague compliment, meaning nothing at all.
1) Remember to salt the fries!
2) Jack, when I get back, the goddamn fries better be salted.
3) Dude, she salts the fries.
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Function: noun
1 : one who is extremely salty; pertaining to an entire box of salt
2 : moody or cross at the most extreme level
Aaron is a salt box, no one could possible be in that bad of a mood.
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“Good job, little one! Who doesn’t love salt and vinegar?”
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A girl who spends your money, annoys your friends, wastes your time and then gives nothing in return. Oftentimes, she complains the whole time you are together. Opposite of a Sugar Mamma. To be avoided at all costs.
Wow, that girl you are with is a real Salt Mama! She is sucking the life right out of you. Run as fast as you can, and don't look back!
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