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When one drops so many logs on the toilet they look like theyre headed down river to a saw mill.
"Dude where have you been??!! Youve been in the roilet for a half hour!" "Sorry bro i was sending a bunch of logs down river to the saw mill."
Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud
The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes
When you rub a dry hand under your female partners v-jay jay vigorously in a sawing motion. A little treat for your partner on a Friday night after a Chinese.
Male Partner: tonight are you down for a spicer Saw?
Female partner: we have just had a Chinese and a glass of pino so yes, yes I am!
*male partner proceeds with intercorse and jumps in with a spicy saw half way through*
The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.
dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.
The biggest 'what the fuck' in cinema history.
Person 1: Did you see Saw 3D?
Person 2: Yeah. It was shit.
When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.
I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw