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to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer
bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol
that awesome selfie boys take with a close up on their beautiful eyes and they are usually seen with really nice hair or wearing a beanie
holy shit this guy took an amazing boy selfie look at it
A dick so large, all one can do with it is take a selfie.
He dropped his pants, revealing this massive selfie dick! I couldn't take it so I just pulled out my phone...
F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.
An expensive latte coffee bought to make a person feel better about their suckish life.
Kate and Lydia took me to Starbucks for a selfy-steam to cheer me up after my boyfriend dumped me.
When you post a selfie thinking it was the best one you took then go through the others later and find an even better one.
I’m having selfie regret over what I posted today cause I found one where I look 10x better
When you get someone (friend, sibling, child, pet, etc.) to pose in a picture with you so that it does not appear to be a "selfie". But, the purpose is still to take a photo of yourself for social media.
"Look at John. Posted another pic of him and his dog. He's a sneaky selfie addict!"
"Little Jonny..come here and get next your Mommy so I can take a picture of myself for Facebook." Mommy is taking a sneaky selfie.