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Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.
Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.
When a group of friends masterbate around a friends sleeping wife
Hey dude, can we do a Nigerian Prayer Session to Kerri, we won't cum on her.
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Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.
Hey Zoe, so we just smoked, but what about that Post-toke lurk session?
A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.
John is in the western states session movement.
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masturbating without a vibrator
I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.
when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.
(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
When you and the boys agree to masturbate on the spot without pulling your dick out or doing gay shit.