shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

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Daddy shank

He is the one the only daddy shank it the boys locker room so Shout our to daddy shank

Daddy shank walks in

Bois Daddy shank!

Turtle Shank

A plastic single use straw, that ultimately ends up in a turtle's nose.

Me: No turtle shank in my drink, please.

Bar Tender: What's that?
Me: A straw.
Bar Tender: Ohhh. Got it.

shank bounce

to abruptly leave bounce from a particular event, leaving without letting anyone know that you have bouncend.

Yo has anyone seen him nah he must have shank bounced.

Hey where did you go lastnight you didn't even say goodbye O lastnight yea I did a shank bounce.

boob shank

The underwire from a bra when it works its way loose, poking a woman in her boobs.

Mary had worn that red bra too many times and it got frayed. Eventually the underwire worked its way out and poked her in the boobs. She unwittingly stuck herself with a boob shank.

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flesh shank

An erect penis ready to penetrate a throbbing vagina.

My dude Dez said "aye brah, I'm bout to give this thirsty bitch my Flesh Shank"..

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turd shank

A homemade shank, usually made by prison/jail inmates, by saving a turd, letting it become hard by drying out and carving it into the shape of a shank to use as a stabbing type weapon.

Here comes Bubba with his turd shank, RUN!

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