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When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.
Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice
A lewd phrase commonly used by flirtatious sandwich makers.
"Hey girl, you come in ten minutes early and I'll let you shave my rabbit..."
The phrase used to tell someone that you are going to get ready for the day.
Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.
It means shaving the little hair that is on the obvious parts of a girls' body.
This will work perfectly if you are in a situation when your girl has not shaved her arms or legs. You do not like that, but you do not want to offend her either. In such situation you say to her politely:
"Honey, you need to shave in a lower way."
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A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.
immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead
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to shave the underside of a penis
John: Yo Bro, what did you do last night?
Steve: I shaved the rabbits back
John: what the fuck is shaving the rabbits back?
Steve: after no shave november I though it was time for a haircut for the poontang I'm gonna get tonight
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A traditional shave with a razor and shaving cream that leaves the practitioner's face reminiscent of a baby's arse-wiped arse. The term arse-clean is thereby extracted.
Person 1: Did you see the guy who lives next door today?
Person 2: Yes I see him every day passing by with his arse-clean shave.
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