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Someone that was murdered in cold blood.
Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.
Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.
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1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.
Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."
Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."
-If a christmas tree is put up the elf get extra power and more magic.
-If it has been touched than the power rehabilitates and it can have an acception of moving again.
-the tree must be decorated only past 9 and have at least one child under the age of 12 to work.
-Santa will then give back the powers of the Elf and make it stronger than before.
- Don't touch!
-Put up tree
-More power
#Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule
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Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.
"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."
Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
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When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.
What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register
When people around the world are questioning whether pharmaceutical companies are dead serious in producing a vaccine that could cure humankind of Covid-19, or whether their moneymaking agenda is to ensure that people move from a pandemic to an endemic situation, whereby they would need to be jabbed more expensively every year to protect themselves against allegedly deadlier variants of the virus.
If vaccine manufacturers’ motives were to enrich themselves and their shareholders, inquiring about the shelf life of a corona vaccine would be like asking them an uncomfortable or taboo question, which is likely to yield a vague or unhelpful answer.
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In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.
Etymology:
'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.
'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.
'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.
Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"
Crowd: /raucous applause/
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