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when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.
would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?
To paint one's flacid penis green, then dip the aforementioned painted penis in magic shell giving it a hard chocolate coating. Upon obtaining an erection, the newly green dick breaks free from its chocolate barrier in a Hulk-like Fashion. Hulk smash!
"You should have seen the look on that chicks face when I magic shell Hulked for her"
Pucka shell girls have basic style, pucka shell necklaces, limited makeup, they were long shirts that cover their shorts.The like surfing or going to the beach. They are tan, and have really nice skin. Usually blond and have wavy hair.
*Chad sees a girl at the beach*
Chad: dude look at that girl!
Brendon: she’s definitely a Pucka shell girl.
Chad: what’s a pucka shell girl?
Brendon: Pucka shell girls are usually at the beach surfing, tan, they wear those shell necklaces, and have those long shirts that cover their Nike shorts.
Chad: oh, I love them then. ;)
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Made of Hawaiian Puka Shells, the Puka Shell Cockring is the standard for Cockring for Hawaiians.
I'm going to ruin this chick with my Puka Shell Cockring.
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When a man has dealt with so much stress, from relationships, careers, friends etc. That he turns into an individual of bottled up psychotic rage, clearly unstable. So unstable in fact, that not even a women PMSing will dare to cross his temper. He will be calm at first, but certain things to nothing at all will set him off on a lethal rampage of death and destruction. The closest thing to a fucking werewolf a human can get.
My friend has been afflicted with "Glass Shell syndrome"... And now they are tracking him in the woods by huge footprints and claw marks.. and the blood trails...
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A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.
How it works ?
You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
John Spartan never really knew how to use the three sea shells
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The act of being selfish. Some that is selfish.
Balard: Damn, we suck, were losing by 30!
Earl: Maybe if u weren't such a shell fish and passed the ball we might not be down by so much!
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