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A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.
Henry the bus driver collected his shift bat from the depot at the beginning of his shift.
Beating off until the sun rises and you’re all out of nuts to bust
“Man I’m so tired, I had The graveyard shift. My pussy hurts
Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.
Persona Shifting A Persona Shift is somewhere between assuming a mood and the personality of their animal. Some Were Creatures have a separate persona for their "wereside", the different personae may even have memories attached to them that other persona's don't have (i.e. other persona's can't remember that event). Different personae often have different outlooks on the world, different skills, and other things like that. Learning to recognize different personae that you shift into (if you are a persona shifter) can be very beneficial in learning to extricate yourself from the mess and confusion that persona shifting can easily cause, and knowledgeable persona shifting can be beneficial, such as shifting into a persona that is calm and level-headed in a dangerous situation or shifting into a persona, at the right time, that knows how to write very well to ensure straight A's in English.
The act of asking a coworker to cover your shift, and trading it with them. Using the Coffee Mobile app is the best way to complete shift trading on ones mobile device.
Yo, I want to hit up that sweet concert but I have to work. Good thing I have this Shift Trading app so somebody can cover me.
Blaming someone else for your own stank ass farts, not only your stank ass farts but blaming for your smelly feet
insighting others to assume guilt upon another person for your stink.
farting in a crowd of people and sniff shifting to the chick with the skirt on to make everyone think she did it and say,"dont look at me like that ! you know you did it stinky bitch!" Little does the crowd of people know ...you just sniff shifted.
"smells like skank in here" said the sniff shifted in a sly blame-trillequism
the act of trying to urinate while the male member is full of righteous blood, making the act nearly impossible, possibly causing a divided stream
i woke up in the morning and had a stick shift, piss went all over my parents bathroom