Grocery Shopping

Shopping that happens when you finally get tired of eating crackers and/or are out of soap. May involve searching for the mustard, since it isn't next to the ketchup, until you find mustard next to the hot dogs or something else equally logical.

My girlfriend always asks me to go grocery shopping with her but it's a really annoying way to spend time.

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lawn shopping

taking lawn ornaments such as statues, garden balls, signs, and other decorations from people's yards late at night

My immature friends and I go lawn shopping every weekend and drive around breaking the shit we steal.

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Seat Shop

The only shop you ever need in a squadron. All the others are only around because the Navy and Marine Corps didn't want people to feel left out. People bitch because the ECS system sucks in the jet. What they don't see is that we are too busy fixing everybody else's shit, and that the aircrew will just have to deal with what they got. But don't worry, it'll be fixed in no time.

Radar over heat? Cross bleed? Aircrews mask doesn't work? Fuel transfer? Fuck it, give it to seat shop, they'll have it back on the schedule for the night page.

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coffee shop

a place where you can buy a cup of coffee. in holland however, you can get your pot there. and like a proper shop they do have a menu...

i went to amsterdam and got some good weed there in the local coffee shop

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hood shop

A beauty parlor/shop that is in the hood. Ghetto clientele and enviornment. Hood shop stylists usually do the best weaves, pony tails and short hair.

'Girl, I used to go to the Salon downtown but one of my girls put me up on this hood shop! They be DOIN it!'

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Cheese Shop

A small room in which a group of homosexual males are holding a massive gangbang. Imagine that photo where all those dudes are stuffed into a phone booth; now take off all their clothes and add some stiff cock penetration. Voila, you've got a cheese shop. When walking into a cheese shop, it's not the sweating, tugging, sucking, and fucking that will shock you, it's the moist smell. We're talking serious funk. Like a Turkish bath on ecstasy. Major fromage. Hence, a cheese shop.

What's that smell? Oh that's my gay roommate and his six buddies turning our bathroom into a cheese shop.

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norwegian shopping

Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".

The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.

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