anti-shotgun

When you're about to get in to a taxi with 2 or more other people, and you suspect the driver is stinky and you don't want to sit next to him, you call "anti-shotgun" to ensure a seat in the back.

The driver looks like he stinks... I call anti-shotgun.

shotgun soup

When you are ill and somehow manage to have a combination of constipation and diarreah that comes out in quick blasts that are reloaded when you think you are done and stand up from the toilet.

I had to call in sick to work today, Shotgun Soup was on the menu.

shotgun monkey

a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.

my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick

northern shotgun

to shotgun a can of beer by biting the hole in the bottom of the can, rather than using a knife, keys etc.
Pioneered and mastered in Northern Ontario, Canada.

"Ah, he's from Toronto. He can't Northern Shotgun."

Shotgun Fight

It's when two rednecks look at each other intensely and use the pump actions on their shotguns. No actual shots are fired but only click on clank of the guns.

Those damn rednecks, look at them shotgun fighting. Damn idiots

Chili Shotgun

The act of one massive blast of shit out of your ass which then smacks the back of the toilet like a big ole bowl of chili was shot out of a shotgun

Lincoln just got done eating Taco Bell and now because of this he proceeded to the bathroom where he then chili shotgunned the back of the toilet and sent me a Snapchat video of it

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Shotgun hit

ALOT of smokers say this is when you hit a blunt and exhale into someone else’s mouth. Usually because the person receiving it doesn’t wanna smoke a lot, possible in a rush and can’t sit back to smoke the whole blunt, doesn’t like the taste of blunts, doesn’t know how to smoke correctly or just wants to try it out getting high for the first time (wrong IMO because that’s second-hand smoke, and you usually blow out less than you inhale)

ADVANCED “shotgunning” steps:
1) person A puts the lit end of the blunt inside their mouth

2) the receiver of the hit, person B, puts the normal side in their mouth

3) A begins blowing and B inhales at the same time
Since A is blowing through the blunt, B is getting a lot more smoke faster which tends to cause the head rush, eye-watering, uncontrollable cough that knocks you off your feet and instantly high.

(This is the way I usually see veteran smokers do it, and you don’t touch lips or get close enough to make some uncomfortable)

Clever name, since a real shotgun disperses a lot of ammo with one shot, it can knock either the shooter or the target off their feet, and it normally only takes one or two hits to finish the job. Plus you feel like you were hit with a shotgun after coughing so hard.

Him: I swear, all I do is roll pearls....

*lights blunt, takes a couple hits*

Him:.....babe, you smokin?

Her: Will you give me a shotgun hit??

Him: Of course!

*Shotgun*

*She begins coughing uncontrollably while he laughs*

Him: You good?

Her: *still coughing trying to catch her breath*

Uh-huh!