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A stolen term from surf lingo. (Everyone seems to try to inject surfing vernacular into there vocabulary, hoping to acquire what use to be surfing coolness. i.e. web surfing). Laughably surfing has become so commercialized that it is no longer a cool association. Real term is "shoulder hopping": to drop in on someone elses wave, not at the peak but at the shoulder (down the line). A Wuss thing to do since it is generally easier and rude to do this.
Dude1: "This dude shoulder hopped me so I speared his brand new Channel Islands board with my old Cordell and did some serious damage." Chuckling
Dude2: "Right-on bro. He's one of those Corona Del Mar kooks anyways."
not shoulder surfing
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Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.
I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.
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When you do something silly or say something that doesn't make any sence. Origionated in Kansas City KS by the Ford sisters
Person # 1- I have four words that I need to say
Person # 2- What's that
Persont # 1- I-Hate-Wed-ings
Person # 2- Omg shoulder tap
Then you would tap your shoulder twice
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When the beat is too good, you can't help but to dance along with it, but instead of your feet or arms, you move to the beat with your shoulders.
Jose: Did you see Maycie there? What is she doing?
John: She's shoulder jamming. Have you never shoulder jammed?
Jose: No but I wanna try!
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This has gotten lost in all the false meanings. A chip on his shoulder comes from the days when there was a formal declaration for a fight, punch-up etc. When a person disagreed strongly with someone over a personal belief, they would place a chip of wood on their shoulder and dare the other to knock it off. Once the other person did this signaled the beginning of the fight and thus punches were thrown. Examples of this can be seen in old British movies circa 1930-1950's.
We use this idiom to say that someone has a deeply held feeling or conviction about something (whether it annoys them or that they won't listen to any other opinion about it) and thus if you disagree then they will vehemently challenge you.
He has a real chip on his shoulder about his size, I had a chip on my shoulder about immigrants until I moved to another country.
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to snub someone; to not pay attention to
I tried to get the CEO to show some interest in me at the party, but he would just give the cold shoulder
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parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.
me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!
mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.
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