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When you put a spoon in a girls ass and eat whatever comes out.
girl1: got any new sex ideas?
girl2: have you ever been new york shoveled it feels so good!
It's a broom or other device that people in warm climates use to shovel snow because they do not own a real snow shovel.
We got an inch of snow, so I had to get out the southern snow shovel to clear the driveway.
To shut someone up by hitting them. Doesn't really distinguish between knocking someone down, knocking them out, and killing them
In a worst-case scenario, I'll have no choice but to produce silence with a shovel.
"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"
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The shit shovel is shitting in a girls vagina and then try to remove it using nothing but your dick
Me and my girlfriend tried to shit shovel last night
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after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.
Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!
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A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".
the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex
"Hey Ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the S.S. Pussy Shovel?"
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