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When you "bathe" using the sink in a public restroom at a gas station or fast food place. It usually involves washing your face and hair using the pump soap provided. Can also include an upper body wash for men.
Generally something that most people only do when traveling a long distance or coming back from Burning Man.
Did you already hit the bathroom?
Nah, someone was taking a hobo shower in there.
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To take a full shower using a public bathroom sink.
I took a bum shower today because I am homeless.
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When you get an erection in the shower, probably because you constantly masturbate whilst in their or because you just soaped up ur penis and balls and the massaging made it harden.
While I was having a shower, I took a handful of liquid soap and rubbed it all over my penis. The sensation was awsome and I got a Shower Tower in seconds. I was like hey why not. I wanked off nice and fast with my lubricated dick and the orgasm was great as I didnt have to worry about where the jizz flew.
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A stream of golden liquid comes streaming from the genitalia onto or into another person. For sexual pleasure, humiliation, or cleansing purposes. Often associated with 'Golden Oldies' because it is such a primitive thing to do. However, it predates the golden oldies. It predates the wheel. It probably predates the universe.
Unga: unk unk booga unk bog stump!
(I gotta take a leak babes, and I'm super-horny, and you smell a lil funky. Can I give you a golden shower)
Nunga: unk lunga stumhu plk
(Oh my god you're such a cocky bastard! That's so sadistic, primitive and sick, you perve! I'm staying at my mothers! Don't even dare calling me!)
Many centuries later
Jon: my dearest lover. Thy hair floweth down thine supple back as urine down the recipent of a shower of gold
Dee: ew. I feel sick now. Goodnight
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When a female achieves orgasm using a removable, shower head set to massage!
Last night while cleaning my vagina I suddenly gave myself the best shower smooch ever!
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Using a large quantity of deodorant to hide an unwashed smell.
Ah I forgot to wash my shirt for tonight... It is ok I will just give it a spanish shower.
A: Fancy a beer tonight?
B: Sorry no thanks, I have just been jogging and am all sweaty.
A: It is ok, have a spanish shower and come out now.
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To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating
Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.
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