Windy Shrimp

When a female breaks wind on a males genitalia.

That lady just farted on my cock! I can't believe that she just did a Windy Shrimp on me, the Massive Twat!

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shrimp tits

A girl with extremely small tits or saggy thin tits that resemble the shape of fried shrimp

Wow CJ, that girl you hooked up with last night had a serious case of shrimp tits.

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Shrimp Diver

When two men butt fuck then ejactulates in the guys butt and then the one guy takes a straw and sticks it up his butt and sucks the sperm out of his butt hole..

Wow , your a great shrimp diver ....

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Shrimp blizzard

hitting a girl in the face with your balls then blowing your load on her cheech

Yo, the girl went down on me, but didn't finish so a gave her a shrimp blizzard!

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popcorn shrimp

when your dick is small and looks like a popcorn shrimp

The kid got drunk and passed out with his popcorn shrimp hanging out

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shrimp scampi

noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.

look at that shrimp scampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.

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Slippery Shrimp

To finger a girl while she is sleeping or passed out from over consumption of alcohol.

My buddy Matt gave this girl a slippery shrimp last night and she woke up half way through!!!

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