1. A bowel movement so large or violent as to be terminal.
2. A bowel movement of such density or ferocity that it feels to the taker as if he/she were passing a tombstone.
Dude, after I ate all of that Easy mac last night, I had to take a graveyard smash.
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The outcome when white trash and black trash have babies together.
My unemployed, high school dropout cousin again knocked up his fat white trash baby momma with another smash trash.
A true catastrophe, an outstandingly tragic event. Often used to tell sb they're exaggerating.
A: Oh I've screwed things up! It's irreversible!
B: Don't fret about it babe, it's no train smash.
A: I say guys, I've been kicked out of college for cheating...
B: Sounds like a real train smash dude!
The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.
"What a crazy party last night, I saw two guys Apple smashing"
A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.
Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.
Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.
Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?
Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!
Clam smashing is 2 lesbians going at it very hard and loud.
Teresa was clam smashing Karrie so loud that I could hear it from 3 rooms down.