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Graveyard Smash

1. A bowel movement so large or violent as to be terminal.

2. A bowel movement of such density or ferocity that it feels to the taker as if he/she were passing a tombstone.

Dude, after I ate all of that Easy mac last night, I had to take a graveyard smash.

by Axel Scar November 8, 2009

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Smash Trash

The outcome when white trash and black trash have babies together.

My unemployed, high school dropout cousin again knocked up his fat white trash baby momma with another smash trash.

by runbucky April 28, 2013


train smash

A true catastrophe, an outstandingly tragic event. Often used to tell sb they're exaggerating.

A: Oh I've screwed things up! It's irreversible!
B: Don't fret about it babe, it's no train smash.

A: I say guys, I've been kicked out of college for cheating...
B: Sounds like a real train smash dude!

by fumbu May 7, 2009


apple smashing

The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.

"What a crazy party last night, I saw two guys Apple smashing"

by rlafountain12 September 23, 2015


smashed by a rhino

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.

Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.

by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015


Smash Pasty

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.

Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009


clam smashing

Clam smashing is 2 lesbians going at it very hard and loud.

Teresa was clam smashing Karrie so loud that I could hear it from 3 rooms down.

by Yy4ne1 November 20, 2013