The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.
"What a crazy party last night, I saw two guys Apple smashing"
Clam smashing is 2 lesbians going at it very hard and loud.
Teresa was clam smashing Karrie so loud that I could hear it from 3 rooms down.
A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.
Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.
Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.
Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?
Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!
The outcome when white trash and black trash have babies together.
My unemployed, high school dropout cousin again knocked up his fat white trash baby momma with another smash trash.
A true catastrophe, an outstandingly tragic event. Often used to tell sb they're exaggerating.
A: Oh I've screwed things up! It's irreversible!
B: Don't fret about it babe, it's no train smash.
A: I say guys, I've been kicked out of college for cheating...
B: Sounds like a real train smash dude!
the act of engaging in intercourse with your man's homie
In the reality show, "For the Love of Ray-J", one contestant competing for Ray-J's love, sleeps with one of his homies, hence the phrase smash a homie
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