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Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.
Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!
a sexy milf that should rail me
snail currency is secy as fuck.
Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.
“Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”
When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.
(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.
(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
The best photoshop that was ever made that was in both science rooms while people made their speeches. People will never forgive the one who made the snail.
That photoshop is cool like Charlie the snail.
When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.
"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
When one simultaneously ejaculates while dragging their penis on the ground. - Written by A Col
"Dood last night I was totally Snailing/Slugging my way across the dance floor"