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A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!
Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."
A turtle kiss gone wrong; when you stradle over someones face and try to give them a turtle kiss, instead sharting all over their face.
That turtle kiss was bad enough, but it ended up turning into a turtle sneeze.
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The act of corking ones pork sword right before you cum causing it to build up and sneeze all the hot man milk in one giant triumphant explosion.
I covered her face with a hot steamy elephant sneeze.
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At the moment of a sneeze, block it with your left arm while shooting out your right arm like superman
Nick was gonna look bad if he sneezed in front of his really hot girlfriend, so he resorted to using the Neely Sneeze, which got him laid 5 minutes later.
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When a girl sneezes like a man and almost takes paint off the walls.
Man that chick Amber has a case of the Gorilla Sneeze. I think the earths rotation shifted a bit.
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When you sneeze and accidentally ejaculate.
Bro, last night I had definitely dick sneezed.
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When one lets out a little sneeze and poops. Also can be called a bean sneeze. When you snizzle so hard your beans strain and piddle comes out so fast it hurts.
(On the balcony of the resaurant in Scottsdale AZ)
P: " Theres poop on my finger"
A: "What? Poop sneeze?"
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