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The disgusting prank of jacking off and literally jizzing off a balcony, especially from luxury living quarters and during a time of clement weather. It's difficult to know what's worse, Miami show or bird shit.
Dude, we were just walking down this block downtown and out of nowhere we got some white shit in our hair. I think it was Miami snow...
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A manther, thus being a male version of a cougar, that has aged to the point of obtaining a snowy white coat. This covering allows the snow manther to disguise easily when in search of much, much younger prey. The snow manther has an evolutionary advantage when stalking prey in winter.
That Bob Barker is such a snow manther!
I was kind of turned on by that snow manther until he shit himself and his dentures fell out.
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A stealthy animal originaly found in the cairngorm mountains. A vicious little fucker that can rip a man's head off in two seconds flat.
see picture for a snow badger in a snow field
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When skiing and or snowboarding, and you take a header it was because of snow ninjas not youre personal inability to stay on your feet. Snow Ninjas are invisble and very fast and will put you on your ass especially if youve been drankin.
I got ol time hackyed by those snow ninjas.
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A racial slur towards white people
White racist to black guy: "You're a n****r."
Black guy: "hahahaha, I'd rather be a n****r than a f**king snow monkey."
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When a couple have sex in a hot tub and before the man cums he pulls out and ejaculates in the water. The jets swirl the cum around making a life size snow globe.
hey babe lets go to the hot tube, I feel like Snow Globin
A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.
Boss: Where's Bob?
Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.
Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!
Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.