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a prostitute that walks up and down the street waiting for tricks or johns
My sister got strung out and became a foot soldier to support her habit.
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1. A person in the millitary who neither participated in nor saw combat.
2. A peace time soldier
He was a tin soldier because all he did were wrestling exhibitions during his service in the army.
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The easiest, cheapest and most creative way to fight any war. Super exspendable and easy to come by.
Man 1 "Hey man where did you get your child soldiers?"
Man 2 "Easy, Go to Amazon.somalia.co
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A male, usually in their 20's, single, jobless, and shaped like a wad of cookie dough, who thinks he is a hard ass or bad ass because he plays violent video games all day long while gobbling fast food and soda. A grown-ass man who dresses like an 8-year-old boy (jorts, backwards baseball hat, 3xl sports jersey). Acts aggressive in real life by cutting in line, pushing women or kids out of his way, bragging how he can kick your ass while throwing around his shopping cart or merchandise in the store. When someone finally beats his slop ass and big gutted ego back down to size and puts his loser ass back in check, the soldier usually runs back to Mommy's basement and faps to hardcore porn and eats a case of pringles. Or works on his blog/podcast/hip hop
career.
My Girl: "That dopey eyed sofa soldier thinks he is intimidating us by pushing his big misshapen self up closer and slamming his shit down while drooling and trying to act hard..."
Me: "The only thing scary about him is how much of our tax dollars go toward keeping that waste of oxygen above ground..."
Sofa Soldier: "I'm hungry!!! And so tired from being up all night playing Call Of Duty... Ima kick somebody's ass if this line doesn't move faster"
Me:"Easy fat boy! You might have a heart attack... Just be patient this is reality not a video game"
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a slow motorist who consistently drives noticeably below the speed limit.
The Buffalo Soldier caused the traffic jam by travelling 35mph in a 50mph zone.
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(noun)The half-erection one gets when it is cold or when experiencing erectile dysfunction. Resembling a slumped, freezing soldier hiding in a trench.
"All day she gave me the cold shoulder. But later on, she started warming up to me. However, all I could give her was the cold soldier."
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A single grafitti artist working alone without the aid of others. Could have once been part of a unit but has left to make his own 'mark' on society.
The 'tags' left by a lone soldier are signified by a small 'L.S' beside their work.
An example of a lone soldier or 'L.S' is the infamous british tagger known as 'Banksy'. He has tagged up many of the world's major cities such as New York, Paris, 'London' and L.A.
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