Someone who is obsessed with Spanish culture and generally positive about any situation.
Can also be used as a very caring person you love very very much.
Valentin Kozarev, you're such a Spanish Whore.
The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia
You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet
The Twitter community for Spanish speakers
Girl on Twitter: Spanish Twitter is fucking crazy man I wish I knew Spanish
G2Reven: me voy a comer un yogur (Translates to I'm going to eat a yoghurt)
When someone from upstate New York tries and speak Spanish but fails and ends up sounding like courage the cowardly dog.
“Hey bumble Spanish! Pass the salt!
While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers!
When you suck the Nipples of a Spanish man or woman
Come here let me give you a Spanish penny
Spanish tears are drops of cum dripping down the thighs after a creampie.
Ugh get me a tissue ive got Spanish tears.