elite speak

A style of speech, intended to identify one as (over) educated, literate, erudite. Tends to make one sound like a snob. Includes use of words like "shall", "whom", "endeavor" instead of "try", "ergo" instead of "therefore", spelling out "et cetera" instead of using "etc.", etc.

Normal: I will see you later.
Elite speak: I shall see you later.

Normal: I've been sick lately.
Elite speak: I've not felt well of late.

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doggo-speak

Doggo-speak or doggolingo is a language used frequently across the Internet
It is used to describe the thoughts, feelings and actions of dogs in a cutesy way. Doggo-speak is

heavy on onomatopoeias like bork, blep, mlem and blop and ever-expanding.

For example, the phrase “you are doing me a frighten” is used to describe startled dogs.

"What's a pupper?"

"It's doggo-speak for a small ol' doggo"

"What's a doggo?"

"A big ol' pupper"

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Nerd-Speak

The unique language used by professionals within the IT community. Often this language consists of a cluster of abbreviations and unnecessary overly technical wording.

Office worker 1: IT have reported suspicious activity from a VNC user within the IPEC Server.

Office worker 2: What? Thats just Nerd-Speak man, its just someone downloading porn again.

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leet speak

Lingo that lame obsessed gamers use in stead of normal english- not to be confused with abbreviations for various locations and characters within the game of choice.

Man! I just PAWND sum dum n0085 7w1nkd @55 while he was on CR to CB!!! BS for 244~~!!!
(cr= corpse run, cb=crushbone, both from everquest, not leet speek)

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after speak

noun - a talking disorder inwhich the person with the disorder continues to make noises and broken syllables after finishing his sentance. Usually this is annoying as hell.

Buzack: Hey guys I'm going to the mall!!all la all ul lu la
Jery: Dude stop with the after speak!

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Greek Speak

well-known Fan group/message board Dedicated to the advancement and happiness of Constantine Maroulis through snark and angst and gift giving Web address-www.youeithergetitoryoudont.com

Have you met those girls from Greek Speak? They are so amazingly brilliant!

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speak french

when a girl squirts in your mouth and you shake your head like a st. Bernard whisking drool with you're tongue like peanut butter and you say fuck and she moans you learned to speak french

such a strong man do you speak french

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