NapoleonVII is Spiderman
Random person: you heard of Spiderman
Me: yeah
Random person: who do you think he is?
Me: he’s NapoleonVII
when you use your middle and ring finger to finger inside a girl, and she cums, creating a spiderweb.
"oh man, i'm so glad i could spiderman her.."
"dude that's awesome"
A Spiderman is somebody who either speaks in a racist Indian voice, pretends to climb walls like Spiderman or is just a complete idiot. It also means Vegan in a tree
Person A: Hey dude, look at that weirdo!
Person B: Yeah, he speaks in a really racist voice. Look! He's trying to climb the wall. Stupid
Person A: You mean Spiderman, right?
Person B: Oh yeah! He's a Spiderman!
When a woman put's herself in a crab formation upside down and proceeds to suck him off while balancing on one hand
Or
Lazy version - women laying upside down on a bed and a sucking a guy off while hes stood up
Made by shannay day
How did last night go ?
Well we was watching spiderman then i found out thats not the spiderman she was talking about
a shitty ass tv show with a shitty ass meme and the world greatest opening ever
friend "hey have you seen 60's spiderman"
me"is he strong listen bud he's got radioactive blood"
When you're on top of your girl getting your strokes in, you do a pose that looks like Spider-Man crawling. Right when you're about to nut, you pull out, shout, "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! GO, WEB, GO!", and sling that nut in her face.
(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)
Johnny wanted Katie to always remember him. So he decided to "pull a Spiderman" on her the first time they made love.