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Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
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Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:
The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.
A bathroom stall during the senior prom.
The toilet while at a raging party.
In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.
At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.
Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
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Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her
Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"
Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.
I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.
After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.
I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.
Cumming into your hand and dunking it into an orifice
Lebron James: I fucked my woman last night, She got that spunk dunking special.
One who allows herself to be used like Barrymore bumboy
Look at miss Romanus acting like a real spunk dump