Squat Cobbler

A Squat Cobbler also known in some areas as a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

The squat cobbler loved having his picture taken while dressed as a baby.

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squat sauce

diarhea

I had to race to the bathroom and squat sauce.

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squat beast

An ugly girl or woman. Derived from the fact that women squat when they urinate.

"My god, she's a real squat beast".

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squat thrusts

gym workout where you squat then thrust here by looking like youre humping

"shower gotta get me one just got back from the gym doing my squat thrusts" "squat thrusts are hard. real hard" "its worth it to get a burn in my sweet inner thigh" "you know how you can soothe that burn? pour sweet cream on it" "sounds to me like the sweet cream needs to be whipped blahahahahah"

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pop a squat

A bastardization of "cop a squat," to sit down.

Vivian: Well, I'm gonna give, um—you'll buy a snap dog; we'll cop a squat under a tree somewhere.

Edward: Cop a what?

Vivian: Cop a squat.

This is from "Pretty Woman." Notice it's cop, not pop a squat.

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squat hole

A vagina resembling a clown pocket. Large enough for one to squat and take a shit in like one would do on a camping trip in the woods.

John:Have you seen Jennifer's pussy man?

Mike:Yeah she's got a squat hole...I'd like to take her camping.

John:Yeah I want some captain D's too.

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Squatting pony

sex move in which man sits on couch chick faces him and steps up on couch and sits down on his cock then bounces up and down

I gave her the squatting Pony!

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