Squat Cobbler

A Squat Cobbler also known in some areas as a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

The squat cobbler loved having his picture taken while dressed as a baby.

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squat sauce

diarhea

I had to race to the bathroom and squat sauce.

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squat thrusts

gym workout where you squat then thrust here by looking like youre humping

"shower gotta get me one just got back from the gym doing my squat thrusts" "squat thrusts are hard. real hard" "its worth it to get a burn in my sweet inner thigh" "you know how you can soothe that burn? pour sweet cream on it" "sounds to me like the sweet cream needs to be whipped blahahahahah"

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squat beast

An ugly girl or woman. Derived from the fact that women squat when they urinate.

"My god, she's a real squat beast".

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pop a squat

A bastardization of "cop a squat," to sit down.

Vivian: Well, I'm gonna give, um—you'll buy a snap dog; we'll cop a squat under a tree somewhere.

Edward: Cop a what?

Vivian: Cop a squat.

This is from "Pretty Woman." Notice it's cop, not pop a squat.

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squat hole

A vagina resembling a clown pocket. Large enough for one to squat and take a shit in like one would do on a camping trip in the woods.

John:Have you seen Jennifer's pussy man?

Mike:Yeah she's got a squat hole...I'd like to take her camping.

John:Yeah I want some captain D's too.

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Woodbridge Squat

A squat using a free weight in a gym, in which you load up tons of weight on each side. You then barely bend your knees and push the weight back up. You then go around bragging about how much weight you did.

Hey man, did you see that guy woodbridge squat 500 pounds?

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