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When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.
"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."
Defending your friend in court so that he does not go to jail
Would you take the stand for Bestfriend?
Everyday, doesn't matter what they did.
When a male tucks his shlong so it's coming out the back end and someone else gets behind him and starts blowin'. This makes the weiner stand, hence fruit stand.
Bob squealed like a pig and was disppointed when he found out he wasn't getting fruit at the fruit stand. He threw up and stopped eating fruit. He now sticks with tossed salads.
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term used by black homosexuals
"Hey dog you gotta take it up the ass, we standing on bizness here"
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Taco shells made easier to stuff your beef in to. We see the real sexual meaning to these empty shells. So the Stand and Stuff is clearly a sex position that is very self explanitory but also then you have to put your beef in a taco and put cheese on it? wtf is this shit? you just cant eat food thats not sexual....
Mexican one- "Im going to have me a stand and stuff"
Mexican two- "yeah i like those new taco shells"
Mexican one- "No man. Im going to fuck your mom"
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A phrase used in the sense of "hold onto your hats" Inspired by the 1983 hit by Stevie Nicks, exclaiming stand back once or twice in a row is used to prepare somebody to be shown or told something amazing. The known origins of such use of the term are from around Richmond Virginia, by 80's heads who sought to help keep the 80's alive and well.
Oh my stars! That dude done yelled out "Stand back! Stand Back!" from the bedroom. Next thing he came out dressed like one of the break dancers from the video to that song! He is so retro!
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A woman's rear functions as a drink stand, for when a man does her from behind and she reaches way over and grabs her toes, the ass forms a perfect cup-holder. Combining sex and furniture, the woman can function no better. Anything from beer bottles to fine spirits will balance on this perfect stand.
Coming home from a hard day at the office, there's nothing better than a nice glass of Scotch, close at hand on my woman's drink stand.
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