step bro

a mfer who gets a boner no matter what his step sister does and does not understand consent.

My step bro got a bone as I was washing the dishes

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janitor-step

The most boring style of drum and bass music known to man. Deep and minimal, it clears the floor and should only be played when you want the janitor to start his duties.

Person 1: "Were there any hot girls at the club?"
Person 2: "What do you think, it was a janitor-step gig lol."

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step mother

a bitch that gets a divorse from her husband and moves into your house after your mother dies and screws your dad. she will do anything to buy your love for about a year but then she becomes a total bitch.

kid: can i go out?
step mother: no, you have to finish your homework!
kid: i did already.
step mother: no, your staying home to clean your room then!

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Step on me

It is as it sounds... sadly.

I would like my waifu to step on me.

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13th Step

For people who've really gone to 12 step meetings it's commonly known that the Thirteenth Step (really 13th step) is getting laid.

13th Steppin' is looking to get laid.

It can also inply that a 12-stepper is a Ho.

He out 13th Steppin' tonight.
She's 13th Steppin' him.
He's a 13th Stepper'.
Stay away from him. He's a 13th stepper.

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2 Step

To jet/dip/evade a problematic situation with haste and urgency.

1. Shit boi, I jus' laid down the law on that wasteman but he ain't movin for shit, man i gotta 2 step the fuck out of this joint.

2. I was well on stayin at his crib and passing the dutchie for a few more hours but some pigs parked up out front so i leapt in my slab and 2 stepped.

3. I was at my bitches crib blud and laid a fucking massive fudge dragon in her shitter, the fucking thing didn't flush so I had to 2 step out looking fresh like I ent got a clue what went down.

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Boyle-step

Boyle-step is a music genre within the dubstep genre.
Boylestep music is when the bass is very filthy. Filthier than filthstep, it is actually so filthy that you can smell Susan Boyles cunt.

Boy #1: Wow, this is so filthy bass line on that remix you made. Is there a dying cadaver here?, because it smells like Susan Boyles Cunt.
Boy #2: It's just the music, it is Boyle-step.

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