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Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.

I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee

by Caityj August 27, 2013


grocery store song

A term referencing the kinds of songs typically heard in grocery stores, gas stations, and hair salons across America.

"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."

"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."

"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."

"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."

by Rockandrock44 July 6, 2014


Video rental store

A physical retail business that rents pre-recorded media such as feature films, TV shows, video game discs and other media. They were popular from the 1980s until the 2010s.

Starting in the late 2000s to early 2010s, they are rendered largely obsolete by the emergence of video on demand and streaming services. Few rental stores have survived to present day.

Blockbuster and Hollywood Video are the good examples of video rental stores

by Ryan900USAYT February 5, 2023


dollar store poon

nasty bitches that hang out at dollar stores that will do anything to get fucked

Let's go get some dollar store poon, the most we'll have to pay for it is a buck

by ssinnerstepss87 August 16, 2007

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Disney Store Game

- This is not a definition but more along the lines as a game.
- First you walk into a Disney Store near you.
- Second you must touch the back wall then leave.
- While doing this you may not talk to anyone, also no one may talk to you.
- You may walk in with no more than 2 people at a time.
- No cheating! Like pretending to talk on your phone, texting someone, listening to an iPod, etc.
- Some say that they clerks know about this game.
- Once in a attempt to play this game the clerk said hello to me and then raised her hand with a big smile on her face as if she knows what i was doing.
- Try it sometime it seems dumb but its solid.

I tried to play the Disney Store Game, huh-uh, impossible.

by Reese Harter May 10, 2008

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Disney Store Game

To play the game properly, you must attempt to touch the back/furthest wall of a Disney Store without being greeted by any of the cast members.

Rules:
-No running.

-No pretending to be on your phone.
-No pretending not to hear anyone.
-If you attempt it as a party: once one of your friends get greeted, you're all out of the game.

If you succeed, your friends owe you $50.

If you fail, you must make a purchase.

Once you fail, you can't try again.

I tried the Disney Store Game, but a cast member caught me!

by Ratsonrabbits August 10, 2019

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Big-box store

A Big-Box Store is a large, free standing rectangular single floor store built on a concrete slab. They are incredibly wasteful and ugly to look at having no aesthetic value what so ever. Typically have very large parking lots with no trees.

Also sometimes called a superstore, megastore, or supercenter.

Walmart is a good example of a big-box store.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

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