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a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years
someone who sucks or swallows dick.
yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords
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to swallow whole, or many at once
What diabetics do with Twinkies.
What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.
What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.
Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.
I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.
When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it
My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow
cross swallowing is when a male ejaculates semen and piss at the same time into a females mouth.
That girl Ashley was cross swallowing last night!
Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?
Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot
When a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. E.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc...
Wow, check out that girl with Obi! That's a real fabric swallower she's got there!