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Swap meet feet is:
When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.
Oh man she is Sooo super hot, but did you see her feet? ...She had a hammer toe and swap meet feet from waaay back.
In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?
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When someone just doesnt have a clue what they are doing that certain day. Like they were meant to be there on a different day all together.. getting the shift swapping.. like work.
"God that girl is having such a shift swap day!"
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When one person poops into someone elses anus and then proceed to poop it back to the other persons anus and on and on forever.........
Chris and nick like to swap doogan.
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Taking your friend's dip out of his lip and putting it in your own lip.
"Bro, I'm out of dip." "It's fine, you can just West Virginia swap with me."
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When brother A lets brother B have sex with his (brother A's) wife, and in return, brother A gets to have sex with their sister. This is a Winnipeg wife swap.
•7:41PM• <Grim> would you let your bro fuck tessa?
•7:41PM• <spitfire> hell yeah
•7:42PM• <Grim> i think its weird that you and your bro are gonna bang tess and her friend together
•7:42PM• <Grim> gay incest
•7:42PM• <spitfire> well, i mean...compared to him banging my sister
•7:42PM• <spitfire> its nothing really
•7:42PM• <spitfire> doesnt even phase me
•7:42PM• <Grim> true enough
•7:42PM• <Grim> and now you get to fuck your sister too?
•7:42PM• <spitfire> yea
•7:42PM• <Grim> that's a winnipeg wife swap!
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Go to your local Taco Bell, order a number 5 in the drive-thru, drop a deuce in the bag, pull back around and tell them they got the order wrong, you wanted a number 5, not a number 2. Drop (Poop) n' (and) Swap (Get sum fewd).
Jim : "Dude, you tryin to Drop n' Swap the new TB over on Independence BLVD?"
Steve: "Eh I don't know man, I don't really have to poop."
Larry: "Don't worry guys, I'm good to go."
Steve & Jim: "Drop n' Swap Initiated."
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When you kiss a girl who has in a dip and you steal it out of her mouth and put it in your lip. You swoop the dip and swap some spit.
Friend: Hey where'd you get that dip? I thought you used your can up this morning.
You: I did, I pulled a quick Swoop N' Swap on my girlfriend.
Friend: Good Call
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