Sweat sitting

When you sit for to long and there is excessive sweat on your but

You look like you have been sweat sitting for a while

sweat moke

A sweat moke is yet annother term for a chav/ned/steek etc. However to be classified as a sweat moke one must be a moke of the highest calibre. Such an individual must wear only the most garish of tracksuits 24/7 have no less than two, 4krt gold studs in his ears, smoke 20 a day, be recieving every cash benefit known to man, never be seen without a peaked cap, walk in a fashion that would put John Cleese to shame and rape the english language every time he opens his mouth.

I was going to drive into school today but some sweat moke painted "LVF" on the roof, stole my tyres, smashed all my windows and gobbed on the seats.

sweat limit

the temperature at which one begins to perspirate

Dude. Can you turn on the air? We've reached the sweat limit.

Sweat Stick

A term used to desrcibe a towel that is attached to the end a long extendable stick. Commonly used to wipe sweat off hard-to-reach places around the body, particularly underneath folds of skin/fat.

(read in a female hill-billy accent)

"Hey Cleatis! C'mon over err and fetch your momma's sweat stick....."

(Cleatis walks over with the sweat stick and proceeds to wipe reluctantly)

"Oh yerrr, that's it, you wipe your momma's back."

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cringe sweats

When u like cringe so hard u sweat lol

DUDE I HAVE THE CRINGE SWEATS RIGHT NOE

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mustard sweat

When you eat so much mustard you start to sweat

We had to take billy to the doctor. He broke out with a case of the mustard sweats

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toast sweat

when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of condensation behind

Dude, don't leave your toast on the counter, I don't want to clean up the crumbs and toast sweat.

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