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What happens when someone hooks up with an overweight person on a one-night stand.
Aaron: "Did you see that porker Howard just left with?"
Becky: "Yeah, he's caught the swine flu."
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It's what you would get if you got avian flu and swine flu at the same time. But that's unlikely because as we all know, PIGS CAN'T FLY.
If pigs could fly, we'd all have avian swine flu by now!!
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A strain of Influenza thought to have originated in Mexico amongst swines(more commonly known as pigs) and completely blown out of proportion by American media causing mass panic amongst citizens lacking common sense.
An excuse like bad economy for people to lower their standards or blame a failing endeavor on.
James:"Want to freak people out?"
Carl:"Yeah bro, how so?"
James: "Lets wear sombreros and cough around people in public."
Carl:"Abusing the Swine flu epedemic!GENIOUS!"
Ryan:"Jesus we had a bad opening for the new movie 17 Again"
Amanda:"What do you expect? It's hard to do anything in the bad economy especially with the swine flu going around"
Ryan:"..."
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A mixture of tetnis, swine flu, ebola, and aids in your penis
I got urethral swine tetbolaids from a rusty syringe in an african river that promised penis enlargement.
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the way you walk and act when you have swine flu, just chillen messed up and tired
chelsea: wow what is up with him he looks like he just got hit by a train
alex: no he's just got that swine flu swagger
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A student from Grafton High School (GHS) who survived the Swine Flu Epidemic that swept through in October 2009. The student is still living. They can laugh at all the other students who spent their weekends throwing up, coughing and not eating.
Did you survive swine 09?
I'm a swine 09 survivor!
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A flu made up by really rich people so they don't have to go to work.
John: (at work) Shit man! I think I've caught the Swine Flu.
Boss: John- you need to go home immediately.
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