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A ballon sword is a typo for balloon sword, but you're either in a hurry or you are fucking stupid.
How many ballon swords you got, Cooper? I need to shove one in my ass.
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When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.
Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.
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the act utilizing your manhood as a sword and fighting another another fuck nut as in rubbing lizard bellys.
Sgt Kenneth T. B. was the champion sword fighter of the last of the last samauri's.
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Something that I do to your moms ass. see credit card
I fucking hand sworded your moms ass last night
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An activity closely related to sword fighting, except this act takes place between a man and a women in which a erect penis tries to thrust in into the vagina, or in other words the shield.
Me and my girl were playing sword and shield last night.
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the act of ejaculating onto the top of a girl's head like a fountain with your erect penis pressed against the forehead, and a testicle placed over each of her eyes.
dude, this girl is a keeper, last night she gave me a Sword of Omens in a porta-potty at the special olympics!
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When two males, either of the same family lines or two really drunk friends, attack each other with their streams of urine.
CollegeGuy1: Move over, I challenge you to a sword fight.
CollegeGuy2: Yeah sur...wait, WHAT? Are you drunk?
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