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When your birthday age falls in the middle of milestone decades for the duration of 365 days
I turn 45 today. I’m at the beginning of a taint year.
When a person usually a woman doesn't quite wipe all of the shit from her ass crack so that it builds up juices through out the day
Brandon: Man you sure had fun at the club last night how was that fat chick you brought home?
Dustin: Dude I got her back to my place and once I Got them drawers off I realized she had the worst case of SKANKY TAINT I have ever seen.
Brandon: You still hit it didnt you?
Dustin: YEP...
Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.
John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.
The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.
The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!
Compound word that combines ding ding and taint. Used when injured in the mid-section prior to knowing the precise location of the injury. The word is usually used spontaneously in the moment of a mid-section injury.
I tried to straddle jump the pole in the parking lot...ouch I just hit my ding taint.
When a pussy gets railed out and makes her taint stretched and wrinkly.
"I think he gave me a taintier taint when he railed me out for hours."
1: The resultant mixture of nutsack sweat and anal leakage
2: Senator Josh Hawley
Despite the boiling temperatures, new age detergents, and concentrated bleach, we were unable to remove the taint slurry from your underwear, Mr Hawley.