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When a person usually a woman doesn't quite wipe all of the shit from her ass crack so that it builds up juices through out the day
Brandon: Man you sure had fun at the club last night how was that fat chick you brought home?
Dustin: Dude I got her back to my place and once I Got them drawers off I realized she had the worst case of SKANKY TAINT I have ever seen.
Brandon: You still hit it didnt you?
Dustin: YEP...
Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.
John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.
One who does the 2 finger rub on down there and sniff checks to see they are clean.
Man, you see that taint sniffer elbow deep in is drawers, turn and sniff his fingers.... dude needs to shower.
When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.
The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.
The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!
The part of the keg that doesn't do the beer justice and gives a funky after taste.
I hate the taste of keg taint.
A car seat with a warming feature.
It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!